What if pigs evolved like humans???

Hey, have you ever wondered🤨, what if pigs 🐷 evolved like humans ???

{How will u wonder these types of things, these can only come in the minds of .... (idk, I forgot the word)}

So, the first thing, humans are the evolved version of primates🐒 (a monkey species)  So..., the evolved version of pigs will be... umm... pigmons??? 

-Humans look like humans. Pigmons will look like pigmons 

-There are two types of humans - male ♂️ and female ♀️. So, there will be two types of pigmons - male ♂️ and female ♀️.

SHUBHRADEEP - "Shall I say it a little faster?" 

AUDIENCE - "YES PLS 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻!!!!!!"

 

Alright, so lemme tell you the description of a pigmon a little faster. They will not have a tail, they will be bald, no beard, no mustache (no hair). They will be not be requiring heels 👠, (for further info. see its image on google). They will have 2 hearts, but their hearts look a little different from each other (in fact, their present hearts are only different, so even if they evolve their functions remain the same).   

               

-Next, humans are intelligent, do u think pigs are not intelligent, they are the 5th most intelligent animals in the world.

-Next, humans are omnivores, and some actually eat pork chop (don't ask what's that?) and even pigs are also omnivores so even they will eat humans, but the actual question will be "HUMANS VS PIGMONS" OP...

THIS BLOG WAS JUST MADE FOR COMEDY PURPOSE ONLY, NOT TO HURT/OFFEND ANY PIG